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It’s all the rage these days to make goofy websites about Wal-Mart, and one of the newest is a list of ways to get yourself kicked out of one. There are hundreds of ways we have thought of to have some fun getting kicked out of your local Wal-Mart; here are ways number 1 through 25!

Do not actually attempt to do any of these to get yourself thrown out of any store! Most of these tips will get you arrested for destruction of property, vandalism or even theft; or just are bad enough that you SHOULD NOT do them for real.

If you attempt any of the items listed below, you do so at your own risk!

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Casually stride over to another shopper and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!!” etc.
5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine!" call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____
6. Put "Caution: Wet Floor" signs blocking whole isles.
7. Hide inside one of those big round clothes racks and jump out at people yelling “BOO!!!”
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”
9. Dress up in a Batman costume and run all over the store loudly yelling "Come Robin! TO THE BAT MOBILE!”
10. Hide inside a clothing rack and then pop out at someone and shout "Pick ME!"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
12. Block the toy isle with a huge battle of G.I. Joe Vs. X-men
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13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Pickup a guitar and play "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones in a very loud voice
15. Grab an armful of bags of candy and dump them into other peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Keep doing it till they take off to get away from you
19. Challenge other customers to sword duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then start to act like you’re the conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e.”Where is the canned steam?”
22. Open packs of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a duel!
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Hide a walkie-talkie behind a doll and when people walk by make it say “I know where you live…”
25. Pretend you are downing in an empty wading pool…
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Hope you enjoy the list! This is for entertainment purposes only, NEVER do anything on this list for real.