I’ve been working in the government as an army for about two years. Throughout those years, I’ve been relocated to different countries especially to the desert islands. During the first few months, my life in some strange places was really tough. I’ve been fed up reading books, magazines and all that stuff. There was nothing to but to chat and hang out with my group. I began to miss the things I do at home. I started to miss watching my favorite television shows and playing video games.

Playing virtual games for me is definitely something I shouldn’t miss every week. But this favorite home activity of mine is no longer a part of my routine since I entered the military.

When a few weeks leave was given to me, I went home and one of my buddies showed me something that gave a change in my lifestyle as an army man. My friend introduced widescreen video glasses to me. At first, I thought it’s just an ordinary sunglass in a unique design. However, I was surprised to see that there were earphones attached to both sides. Because of my curiosity, I tried wearing the glasses on. But I was thrilled because there was a screen in it. What I was wearing were actually widescreen video glasses.

My friend intended to bring the video glasses so he could convince me to get one for myself. He knew that I’m into movies and video games so he thought that I would be interested to these cool and unique glasses.

He was definitely right. Before I went back to camp in Afghanistan, I bought widescreen video glasses (AV310) model. The AV310 has a remarkable 52-inch widescreen. These 4-ounce video glasses work with iPods and other multimedia devices. Although, I had iPods but the screen isn’t enough for me so what I always do is plug it in the video glasses. These video glasses are incredible which is what I really need.

Since I had these glasses, I was always watching television shows even in the desert or remote places. When I wasn’t doing anything I can play video games through the use of these glasses. Even if I’m in a remote area, I would bring these widescreen video glasses to accompany me. No matter what my position is, whether I’m sitting or lying down, I can watch in a full size with clear images. If I can’t watch my favorite movie, I will play some video games that I love.

Some of the men in camp borrow my video glasses. If I’m on duty, I would let them use it. But I told them to get glasses for themselves. In a few months or so, a lot of army men in our group had video glasses like mine. A lot of them, including me, like to use these widescreen video glasses more than anything if there’s nothing much to do.

I don’t have any reason to complain anymore wherever what place I go to because I already have my widescreen video glasses that can give me fun entertainment anytime. And I definitely would not go anywhere without my video glasses.

We hope you enjoyed our ways #1-25 to get yourself kicked out of Wal-Mart so much that you just can’t wait to ready ways #26-50!

Once again, we strongly advise you to NEVER actually do any of these things, as you will get in trouble ranging from just getting tossed out, to maybe getting arrested and charged with vandalism, shoplifting or worse!! DO NOT EVER do anything on this list!

With that said, let’s get started shall we?

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Start opening boxes in the toy section and then walk away. If an employee asks what you’re doing, just say “I changed my mind.”
28. Run all over the store in just a bathing suit whilel singing "Surfin USA" by the Beach Boys
29. Say things like, “Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?”
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream “GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what’s up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can’t you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you’re going to bite them.34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady’s face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, “I like to move it, move it! Or say “You got chicken legs!”
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”
37. With nobody around, swap the signs on the mens and womens bathroom doors
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act all cool and casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply “He’s going to help me pick out his favorite dog food”

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39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Quickly and quietly walk up to a stranger and say something in code like “The flower is in the fourth tree” then wait for their reply. When they stop talking, give them a toy gun and whisper to them "use this wisely.”
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one… I know I know… hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. In the sporting goods dept. find a tent that is setup and go inside. Tell others that they may join you if they bring marshmallows
46. Start broadcasting commercials for K-Mart on the store intercom system
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, “We love bagels! We love bagels!”
48. Get on the intercom system and announce a huge sale on all items in electronics & the first ten shoppers get their purchase for free… & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

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It’s all the rage these days to make goofy websites about Wal-Mart, and one of the newest is a list of ways to get yourself kicked out of one. There are hundreds of ways we have thought of to have some fun getting kicked out of your local Wal-Mart; here are ways number 1 through 25!

Do not actually attempt to do any of these to get yourself thrown out of any store! Most of these tips will get you arrested for destruction of property, vandalism or even theft; or just are bad enough that you SHOULD NOT do them for real.

If you attempt any of the items listed below, you do so at your own risk!

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Casually stride over to another shopper and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!!” etc.
5. Take something from someone else’s cart, when they say “hey, that’s mine!" call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____
6. Put "Caution: Wet Floor" signs blocking whole isles.
7. Hide inside one of those big round clothes racks and jump out at people yelling “BOO!!!”
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”
9. Dress up in a Batman costume and run all over the store loudly yelling "Come Robin! TO THE BAT MOBILE!”
10. Hide inside a clothing rack and then pop out at someone and shout "Pick ME!"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
12. Block the toy isle with a huge battle of G.I. Joe Vs. X-men
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13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Pickup a guitar and play "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones in a very loud voice
15. Grab an armful of bags of candy and dump them into other peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Keep doing it till they take off to get away from you
19. Challenge other customers to sword duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then start to act like you’re the conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e.”Where is the canned steam?”
22. Open packs of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a duel!
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Hide a walkie-talkie behind a doll and when people walk by make it say “I know where you live…”
25. Pretend you are downing in an empty wading pool…
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Hope you enjoy the list! This is for entertainment purposes only, NEVER do anything on this list for real.